I joined into the Magic The Gathering card game rather late in it's outset. It was already 4th Edition before I started dealing with the cards. One thing that all us collectors and players have too much of is the stupid common cards for this game. So, what do you do with them all? Well, I had a blank wall in my store which I allowed customers to pin up their "modified" cards. Of course, not all of them were funny or ones that made any sense. However, I did keep a variety of ones for all this time. Now over 13 years later, I dug them back out, scanned them in and posted them here electronically for all you to remember.

I am sure all of us has made nicknames for cards like "Tim" and "pinger" for the "Prodigal Sorceror". So I am sure you have already done this to your cards. Well, at least mentally. Some people worship their cards so religiously that they wouldn't dream punching holes, or stapling them to a wall or scribbling all over them. Well, I guess some of my customers were kinda different.

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These cards were created by customers of Anime Jyanai, they do not represent my opinion or the store's opinion. Magic the Gathering is copyrighted by Wizard's Of The Coast, and the artwork is copyrighted by the artists and WOTC. The magic cards (pictures and captions) are just shown here as a reference to help explain the comedy behind the nicknames, and to preserve the archive of what was posted on the wall back in 1995. They are not for duplication or for actual game play.