These cards were created by customers of Anime Jyanai, they do not represent my opinion or the store's opinion. Magic the Gathering is copyrighted by Wizard's Of The Coast, and the artwork is copyrighted by the various artists and WOTC. The magic cards (pictures and captions) are just shown here as a reference to help explain the comedy behind the nicknames, and to preserve the archive of what was posted on the wall back in 1995. They are not for duplication or for actual game play.
Looks like a phallic symbol, let's ban it!
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Had a customer
who wrote black trench coat all the time and refered himself as the
"Dark One." "Let's Cling Together " is a quote from the game Tactics
Orge.
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More phallic symbols. Remember this 80's song? "Relax! Don't do it. When you wanna cum."
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Chinko is a Japanese slang for penis. Hadoken is Ryu's fireball from Street Fighter II.
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It does sort of resemble Stanley Park.
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An Animemayhem card: John loves girl animes.
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The main card for the Michael Jackson jokes.
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The
store was located next to the "Hasty Market" where they sold fried
chicken, "Mojo" style. One day we saw this HUGE, well fed, rat the size
of small cat in the bushes beside it.
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Remember Michael Jackson's parody song "Eat it" was on Weird Al's "Bad Hair Day".
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This is in reference to those Catholic Priests that got busted for molestation of those choir boys.
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Two commonly heard phrases heard in the store, "Bend Over" and "Take Off Your Pants!"
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You can call it "Tim" or "pinger" but we noticed he looked like Star Trek's "Jean Luc".
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This is in reference to the time JD was looking for a poking tool, and said "Gimme something long and hard."
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Another variation of this card.
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Use the "Protection vs White" stuff against this "pinger" or in this case "sprayer"
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Doesn't he look like Wolverine?
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More Catholic priest references.
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Ok, how many times in fantasy games have we ever "controlled" the creatures?
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Reference to bad cooking in animes. Example: Usagi from Sailor Moon or Akane from Ranma.
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X-Files/Simpsons brought on a new word into the popular media, "Anal Probe".
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In reference to the King Of Fighters '95 finishing super move where you can blow the clothes off Yuri, Mai or King.
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Reference to Hasty Market and their Mojo chicken. And just where did they get that meat from? Was it really chicken?
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More Michael Jackson fun.
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Aniki
From the Maysa game Langrisser, they became a customer favourite. |