These cards were created by customers of Anime Jyanai, they do not represent my opinion or the store's opinion. Magic the Gathering is copyrighted by Wizard's Of The Coast, and the artwork is copyrighted by the various artists and WOTC. The magic cards (pictures and captions) are just shown here as a reference to help explain the comedy behind the nicknames, and to preserve the archive of what was posted on the wall back in 1995. They are not for duplication or for actual game play.
In the popular media, Michael Jackson was in the spotlight for lighting his hair on fire and having some of his "special" fun.
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Yes, this is really the real "natural" white sticky stuff. And not the stuff from Miami Vice either.
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Remember the
quote from Monty Python? "I am squishing you with my
fingers!" Adds a whole new meaning to "coping a feel".
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Hey! Where is my whip? A reference to our translator.
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It's gone!!!
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And just what is the deal with all this bondage stuff?
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A favourite saying among the group that hung around the store.
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No comment.
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Mateo
is spell used in games like Langrissa & Final Fantasy. It was
played by many, including myself. I even built a small FAQ on it.
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This is in reference to a "NO DUMPING" sign in the AJ washroom, which just about everyone IGNORED.
This might have been a good party game card. |
A group of guys decided to call themselves the Dink Boyz. Gala Gala
Happy is that whacked song from the Jackie Chan City Hunter Movie
(chinese version), where one of the verses translates to: "good cop,
bad cop, gay cop".
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This
is in reference to a customer nicknamed "Ranma" (renamed as RamAss) who
has this obession with Sailor Mars (aka RED school uniform).
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The Cho-Aniki chant, see the soundtrack for the PC Engine game.
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Another reference to the Cho Aniki game.
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“He said penis. heh heh heh”. A Beavis and Butthead reference. |
“It looks like a falloc symbol, let’s ban it.” became the new joke phrase to make everything a falloc symbol.
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This is in reference to some of the otaku at the store who thought it wasn't necessary to shower.
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With the slew of sexual jokes from South Park and perversions of everything in Beavis and Butthead, ORGY!! |
An Animemayhem card:
How many times have you heard that line? “Lend me $x. I’ll pay you back next week.” yea right... |
An Animemayhem card: Another popular group game at that time, Super Puyo Puyo.
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Most otakus in the store.
Adding new meanings to “getting lucky” and “getting some”. |
Ahh. What is wrong with having more when you are watching a good anime tentacle rape porn? |
An Animemayhem card: The starting of the Sailor Moon generation, girls in school uniforms,
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An Animemayhem card: What else do you use the internet for? Porn.
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